Pixel Palooza

Hi Jammers, and today I have something important to tell you. I'll start from the beginning. So I was at someone's den for a rare item giveaway. I kept saying that I wanted the rare phantom cage, and an easter egg. Everyone kept talking, and the den owner said we would get nothing. Except for Empress, who was sitting quietly and patiently. She got a ton of rares, from a fox hat to a giant lion plushie and kite. After getting all these rares, she bragged. I told her "Well, i'm much rarer than you anyway." She answered, "Would you like to bet?" And wore a ton of extremely epic rares. I replied, "Well, I don't care about rares." I gave my rare star glasses to Empress, since she liked rares so much.

 I told her that I enjoy going outside and hanging out with friends, not obsessing over rares. I gave my rare reindeer mask to my friend Arctic too, and my rare astronaut helmet away to my other friend.

I did lots of unfair trades with my friends, trying to convince them that I didn't care about losing my rares. My friend sent me a giraffe toy, and I kept on giving it back. He had spent five gems on getting that giraffe, but I hadn't.  I went to one of my friend's dens after it blew over, and she told me she  was scammed. I said that, "Scammers are just lazy jammers fighting over pixels." And its true. Rares are only some pixels on a computer, and not something worth all that scamming. That day I learned an important lesson, and I hope you do to. I hope you learn the same lesson I did. After giving away those rares, I didn't feel worried or sad at all. I felt way better than if I had gotten rares for myself. Happy Jamming!